One day there was a little faggot who was the biggest faggot in Faggotown where everyone was a faggot. He went along with his faggotry-filled life, blissfully unaware of how much of a faggot he really is. But one day, when he was walking around town, a faggot riding his faggot bike shouted at our young faggot “Hey you faggot you’re a faggot you suck at being a faggot, faggot.” This shocked the young faggot, and so he went to the Well of Faggots, so he could make a faggot wish. He threw in a faggot coin like the faggot he is and wished upon the Well for him to be the greatest faggot of all time. He waited for a while, and nothing happened, because he was still a faggot. He waited and waited, being a faggot still, and never got anywhere. So one day he got really tired of waiting like a faggot, and he shouted to the Great Faggot in the Sky. “Oh, Great Faggot in the Sky, why am I still a gigantic faggot?” The Great Faggot in the Sky mulled it over for a few minutes, and then replied to the young faggot, “Well kid, you’re a faggot and I hate faggots.” So our young faggot asked of the GFS, “But milord, aren’t you a faggot as well?” The GFS pondered for a while, then raised His voice, and boomed, “True, and I am the biggest. However, you will be a greater faggot than you are, now, if you follow me in my footsteps, and worship me in my radiance. You will be the second greatest faggot the universe of faggots has ever seen! A” The young faggot thought about it, and said quietly, “No, sir, for I cannot be a faggot without becoming the biggest. I only strive to be the biggest of faggots, and when I do, nothing will stop my glorious reign of faggotry. I must become High Lord Faggot by myself.” The Great Faggot in the Sky was angered by the boy’s impudence. He roared, “Very well, young faggot, you will be the most massive of faggots in the world! And so will your children, and your children’s children, and it will be so for all eternity!” And the GFS departed, leaving the young faggot fearing for his life, and wondering about this curse on his faggot family. This young faggot’s name was